awesomephilia:

The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out

(via miraze)

frozenfoods:

[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster

(Source: growlithed, via kenzerly)

assholedisney:

I bet Celine Dion has a special version of Titanic without a soundtrack and when dramatic parts happen a spotlight turns on above her couch and fog pours out from behind the television and she sings My Heart Will Go On and her guests are like “are you fucking kidding me Celine not again”

messrjamesprongspotter:

don’t trust people who don’t get harry potter references

(via riddlemetom)

itoilsswords:

shutupaubrey:

someone’s job is to sit there and write clean lyrics to raunchy songs for kidz bop

walk up in the club like what up i got a big heart

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skate-high:

To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.

(Source: skate-high, via calendars)

heyrainbows:

by Mandy Faith

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tatianam:

 lily pads

(via travelthisworld)

magicandchocolate:

just thought you ought to know.

(Source: ingifwetrust)